Tuesday, 29 July 2008

I may be fat, but you are a cunt.

YouTube is awesome, we all know that. If I wanna watch something, I tend to start at YouTube. Illegal uploads of copyrighted material... BAM! There it is. Amusing Re-dubs of old cartoons...BAM! People beating the shit out of each other... BAM! Random Shit that I stumble across whilst stoned and looking for funny stuff... BAM! You get the picture, right?

Anyway, one of the best things about YouTube is the comments board at the foot of each video, so people can let the world know their feelings about said video. What a great idea!!!* If you don't know this about me, I have a series of poker chip trick tutorial videos on YouTube and today I decided to wade through the messages and comments I have not been bothered to read as yet. Also, if you don't know this about me, I am also fat and loud mouthed. This means all the internet 'tards have something to call me out on. Fair enough, they have to kill there time in between jerking off and trying to count past 10. It's not like I am completely oblivious to the fact I am fat, I am quite aware and I really don't give a fuck if you think I am fat. I honestly think that some of these people think I haven't yet worked it out. So I just woke up one day and then it all dawned on me thanks to their comment on my video? I get comment's like this all the time:

a) shit music
b) ur a loser with too much time on ur hands
c) shit music
d) the knuckle roll? where r ur knuckles fatty?
e) maybe if u concentrated on playin poker u would know what to do with those chips other than dumb tricks 
- Hibsfan001

Just look at the state of that comment. It is fucking terrible. He couldn't be bothered to put his thoughts together in some sort of cohesive sentence so he just decided to list his thoughts. Alas, he couldn't even do that right, by the time he got to point 'C' he had run out of interesting things to say so he just decided to repeat point 'A' again. As if I didn't have the intelligence to look less than 2 centimeters above where I was reading to read the exact same point. 

He also has obviously never been to an educational facility of any sort of his life, you can tell this by the fact that his comment is completely devoid of any kind of grammar and punctuation. For fucks sake he can't even spell your correctly, he uses the text variation 'ur' but he also uses the same spelling for you're. Anyway I digress... Here was my response.

a) Who are You?
b) Why should I care what a tool like you thinks?
c) Thanks for pointing out an obvious floor in my appearance
, I bet it made you feel real important right?
d) My Knuckles are normally buried deep in your mothers cunt.
e) Do me a favour and Die... Thank you. 
- Me**

I felt I did myself justice. 

The point of all this rant is: If you are going to insult me, at least engage your brain before doing so***. 

* In Theory. In reality this doesn't work too well, it actually works out like you would expect it to when idiots are in the company of other idiots and they are given the freedom to spew whatever mindless drivel they want all over the comments boards.
 
** That's right, I just quoted myself, thats just how awesome I am.

***Also on a side note, can someone please think of a more interesting way of calling me fat? BE ORIGINAL DAMMIT!