All the way through my academic "career" I was told that if you go to school and work hard then you will end up with a kick ass job, an awesome car and shit loads of cash to spend on hookers and drugs.* Which would have been awesome if it was at all true. Education reminds me of a box of cereal which claims to have an awesome toy in it, but then you have to send of for it with tokens you have to cut out from the faggy box. Then it takes 28 days to show up and then is crap when you eventually get it.
To date, my degree has not been worth the paper it is printed on** I have done jack shit with my degree... Actually thats not true, I can say I was probably the most educated dole scrounger in Rotherham*** but other than that my degree has got me nowhere and gained me nothing. I don't remember seeing that in the brochure.
I think my problem is that I was so half arsed with occasionally getting my fat ass out of bed to go to lessons and even when I got there I didn't really pay much attention and just let my mind wander, Although that is not really my fault - school was lame and boring. I'm just saying the could have made it a bit more entertaining, a class about boobs or something.